Sarah Shoots Flemm? Why Not , Everyone else has...
Exclusive: Chic Chicks London, February 2010
America is gun crazy and certainly that is enough to make we Brits feel superior. But no one in the rock world has been victimized by gun mania more than Earl Flemm, who if he isn't gunning down helpless rock stars or private investigators in western style shoot outs - he is being shot by right wing politicians or columnists. Need I cite the Ann Colter and Dick Cheney shootings as examples? I think not!
But right wing politicians have taken aim on Flemm for sure. Perhaps it's subconscious, as Flemm seems to hang out with the leftist political outlaws everywhere: Ahmadinejad of Iran and Fidel Castro, most recently. Flemm boasts his affiliations are attempts to effect world peace. But we here at chic chicks know better for having had real experience with the rock n roll renegade when we were friendly with the crap band The Toylanders. (Well we've come to our senses - thank you.) But why has Sarah Palin. the Alaskan Governor, rationalized shooting Flemm in his one remaining un - targeted butt cheek?
Yes that's right! Flemm was hit in his buttocks by none other than Sarah Palin, as he was salmon fishing in Alaska, just after his Cuban visit.
Palin indulges the same habit as Ann Colter, using lake buoy's for target practice - pretending they are leftist political adversaries. Just last week, after landing a big salmon, Flemm stood up in his boat to reel his catch in, when a bullet fired by Palin ricocheted and smacked Flemm in his derrier.
Unlike Colter, Palin was not apologetic, she seemed proud:
"Two asses in one shot!" She was heard to retort as Flemm's entourage called in the medivac
"We're Toylander fans up here in Alaska and that Flemm varmint is a commie...of course we didn't mean to shoot him, but he was on my property! We didn't mind shooting him really..."
Flemm was only grazed, it seems, and plans no legal action.
"Gettin shot is comes with the territory."
Indeed, what he means is it's good publicity. This megalomaniac can't get enough. Palin was photographed just after the "accident" with a glowing smile...
sporting a red white and blue bikini. Now that's a patriotism, like she would ever have the gravitas to be President - try Margret Thatcher and do the comparison yourself. Of course most Americans are idiots and electing Sarah, at some point, seems a forgone conclusion. We take great delight tho in bringing you this story, as at the moment we have nothing else sufficiently decadent to report, least of all any new music from
Flemm...it seems his new act as "shuttle diplomat" is sublimation for a "creativity crisis." Flemm has produced no new music since his "Molotov Mojo Man" topped the charts in 2007. Was Chicken Bone Man, his last Horaah? Who knows with Flemm. That song is more virulent than it is "catchy." Oh well...but. as
always we will keep you abreast ;) of the latest the Flemm news. For now though,
this is kinky Smith, signing off:
“That's my story and I'm stickin to it!”
Kinky Smith
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Toylander Chris says: "If Sarah were president she'd be Babebraham Lincoln.
Sure, and a rip off from
Wayne's World.
Leave it to that Toyboy to grope for orginality!
That dope believes I loved him, haha! There's no pill for stupid!
Earl Flemm: Human Target, seems to pop up everywhere