Flummoxed Flemm: Mafiso in Cyberspace.
Having destroyed the only witness against him in the Elvis case, Earl Flemm's never ending quest for power moved to face book, and there, he has formed a clique of thugs, mafioso types that attack and pillage his enemies. Earl has proved himself quite ambitious in his attacks - having achieved level 77 in the mafioso world engaging himself in constant battles, and turf wars!.
We here at Chic Chicks of London are not amazed. Earl's egoism is what drives him. In the same way it drives us I'm afraid. The man has no shame, (and neither do we ;)
Barbra Nessenbummer of the EOPCc blog does her analysis”
“Most narcissists have to be top dog, but Flemm needs to be Toppermost of the Popper Most”...He's been suffering from writer's block, and so, attacking the world as a surrogate mafioso is his unconscious rebellion...we do that too as vigilantes, but we are not vigilantes- really.”
Thank you Barbra for your absurd analysis . Flemm is Flummoxed in his creative realm and so he lashes out. Not surprising. We've researched this throughly and we conclude that Flemm, having nothing to contribute at the moment in the Rock World is just playing games. Here are his stats!!!
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Flemm pick's fights with everyone, but when it comes to making music, he's the original chicken bone man. We will keep you abreast of this story as it develops... espcially since we can count on Earl to lay another egg! Get it? My we're good. (Well not really, it's our business to be bad:) )Rumor has it that Flemm is in a funk because Roxie Roller, the former Max Two stripper has left him because Earl snores. Flemm rationalizes his obsession with this face book game, thusly:
" ain't nothin what Barbra said, Fidel, and Kim Jong ain't been playin ball in world peace, so I'm adoptina new strategee of persuasion, isall"
Sorry Earl we'll stick with the Roxie theory!!!
Yeah Roxie, we couldn't be more pleased if we'd stolen more ideas from the Toylanders. !!!
Kinky Smith, Chic Chicks London ltd. September 2009. There's nobody we love more than us!!!!