In his pathetic bid to gain more notoriety, we here at chic chicks in London, sit amused at Earl's incredible gumption. It seems Scot Towers of Backdoor Investigations has had a theory for 25 years that Elvis Presley was actually shot and the whole thing was just covered up. A ridiculous theory - on par, we are sure, with those who claim to have seen Elvis working menial jobs. The reader will note Elvis has been seen at fast food shops, and convenient stores by fringe types.
Towers believes those sightings have substance. The sightings to Towers are the result of the Elvis's twin brother "Jesse" being seen. According to Towers Jesse did not die. He was given up for adoption by the Presley family.. They did this to save themselves expense while the family scrapped by in poverty in the early years.
The story has us tittering like the vixen pixies we are!
But apparently, at Facebook, Earl openly admitted shooting Elvis in 1977, when the King of Rock n Roll died of what was termed a heart attack. It was concluded his death was the result of a self indulgent life style. With expanding girth, and mixes of drugs - the years took their toll. Earl explodes that theory and says that he shot Elvis in self defense one night in Memphis, stuffed a cheese burger in his mouth then called the authorities. The matter was covered up for a combination of reasons: as Flemm claims Elvis drew first and shot him in one leg and then the other.
Here's Earl's account:
"Elvis and I was drinkin in Graceland. and I kino got down to the grit. ah said, 'Elavis? Whot ya goin out to Hollywood for and hangin around with Annette Fullachowder and Fabian, and da whole Beach Blanket Bingo crowd? Dat was da dey yo mojo died..Rock n Roll is dead, washed up and bloated. Ya killed it Elvis!.Only rock n roller remained true to his roots is me and Jerry Lee.' Well, Elvis got enraged,his face turned red, and neck veins was poppin out, well sir... sense he was warin his six shooter an ah was wearin mine, it was shoot out at Ok Ko- ral. Yep. dats how it happened. It was eether Elvis or Me. And ah chose me."
Haha, but there's more!
" Flemm's claim stems from the fact that having being shot by numerous people, he is suffering from post traumatic stress, everyone has shot him, we'd love to shoot him " says Barbra Nessenbummer of EOPCc, of the cyberpathos blog. (We are not vigilantes- we are nice like your mother..tell us your secrets...")
"Anonymous bloggers are nice"
Right on Barbra diagnose him he deserves it!
Flemm drew and fired and shot Elvis
"right between the eyes." Flemms says fans would be sad to read that Elvis got wild maniacal and lost it, so tha matter was covered up for convenience sake. Allegedly some payola was applied to local officials as "hush": money.
"I had to shoot him, it was kill or be killed. It was eeether me or Elvis. I chose me." Flemm said. Flemm claims to have written a song about the incident. Scot Towers sees a cash cow in this story. He wants Flemm to submit all the evidence so he can submit the case to the FBI and legitimize his long held eccentric theory. Then he plans to capitalize on it. Somebody is off of his medicine.. Sound Incredible? Of course... it's Bullocks! But we will keep you posted on this story as it develops.
Kinky Smith, Rock News Reporter, "that's my story and I am stickin to it" . Chic Chicks, London: "Our reps couldn't get any more sullied. And so they remain intact." The Robin Hoods of Creative Talent. Heather Mills has the right idea!
how he shot Elvis, click his pic to download.
up and check between his eyes...Twern't
no cheeseburger what killed him." - Scot
Towers, Backdoor Investigations.