Earl Flemm, A Navy Seal? TPI world Exclusive, May 2009..."Earl is all wet!" (Says Gary Stone of the Toylanders
Earl Flemm has made his most ridiculous claim yet! It seems old earl, is trying to convince
the US Navy to re-enlist him ( there's no record of Earl in the Navy. He believes he has the "right stuff" to be a Navy Seal, offering rather fishy evidence (dubious photos.) Earl says he wants to be part of the elite team to express his patriotism. The Toylanders believe it's another stunt played for publicity.
“”Those Toyboys don't do nuthin to serve their cuntree, sittin round playin video games, pickintheir noses, and pickin on me. I want to give somfin back to the land that made me what I am. I am good in da water as ya can all see, agile like a fish. Sometimes I'm sure I was a fish. In ma last life, and da one before that.”
For all his fame and fortune (ill gotten gains) no publicity stunt is more suspect. Rumor is Earl is water shy or so says Toylander Chris:
“ He can't even swim. We used to have to buy him one of those inflatable pools and a duck, while we swam in the Hotel pool. A “ducky” was mandatory, or he wouldn't go in the pool.”
To right are photos Flemm sent to the Toylanders as proof of his aquatic talents. Earl Claims to have spent a half hour at a depth of 100 feet holding his breath, playing with the fish:
“ If he did he's brain damaged,” says Toylander Gary. “he's afraid of fish too, he wont even eat fish at a sushi bar.”
Earl's Fishy evidence : (RIGHT)
. It seems Earl is desparate to “one up” the toylanders since bailing out of several rock armegeddon offers, which the toylanders spent the better part of 2007 offering,
Earl, like Cassius Clay, and Bobby Fisher, and the North Vietnamese, kept fussing over details, and finally went stony silent, disappearing from the rock scene for 6 months. Meanwhile, Earl sensationalizes, he holds the education system hostage with his Chicken Bone Man jingles, creating havock, and becoming merchantile, and less creative
“ Seems “he's had a creative dry spell, so he feels a need to lash out by getting wet” Flemm has been sending harassing emails to the Toylanders of late...the latest have been somewhat menacing, like the threats from Klink of “Tone Deaf” (he sends exploding birthday cakes.) Flemm's emails are more subtle. A copy of the email below:
To: Thetoylanders@toylanders.com
May 20, 2009:
If ya thought the sheep and Klink's cake was fun, wait til next year Toyboys. Weese a team now!!! Hey, what's with the farm, gonna raise some sheep? Baaaah baah!
Peace, Love, and Misunderstandin.
Earl
( Earl taking on Klink, why; he has no talent?
“ I gave you ma talent, and I'll give some to Klink...mo dan nuff to go around.”)
Earl is referring to the sheep dip episode from 2007. Read about it here. The story on Klink/Smith creativity faux pas is here. Flemm a seal? Nope. Just another fish story. The Toylanders are recording a new album and are shopping for property in northern new Hampshire. They may buy a horse farm up there, raise horses, and go there to record.
We were lookin at a few places up in norther NH as an investment and a get away. This one looks
real good,” said Gary Stone
“No sheep Flemm, that's yer fetish! Sheep and argyle socks”
That's my story and I'm stickin to it – Walter Crankcase TPI News
Earls bathtub, and aquatium and Post Cards?
but Jaques Clueless, and oceanographer, says
he took this photo himself, in "de Caymond Islands and sold it to a post card company.
"Eeet is de ordinareee Flowndeer" says Clueless, Very Pathological says Dr Sandra
Browney of EOPcc. She would know.
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photo, taken he says 100 ft down
in the Ocean, says " I just toughed them
out.