April 2009, TPI Exclusive:

EOPCc  the self appointed Internet police, consisting mainly of left wing cyber-crybabies, has attacked Earl Flemm for Cyberpathy - on report by The Toylanders. EOPCc as is their custom, diagnosed earl as a Narcissist, Sociopath, schizotypal personality, borderline personality, histrionic personality, Psychotic, Neurotic, Schizoid, Mysigonist, bigot, with biplor w manic overtones...
EOPCc  has accused Earl of "projecting," sublimation, conversion, and dissociative hyserteria, and regresssion and other defense mechanisms -- with "borderline core instability, and paranoia."  Earl has denied Cyberpathos or any psychopathology and  says he can't spell any of the names he's been called. "I ain't none o that, just a frisky stomach is all"  Earl says doesn't know how to run the new fangled computers, and says he still uses a steam driven dos machine for chats and emails. "best litte puter there is..uploads downloads faster than Boogie Lips Smith on holiday pass in the red light district of Tokyo."

Earl denies sending harassing emails with statements like "I'm gonna get you toyboys yet!!"  "how'd you like dem sheep lover boy" Of course Earl denied the delivery of 56 sheep into the living room of Gary Stone in 2007 but the ovine prank is documented. This was Flemm's informal response to negative publicity for backing out of the Rock Armaggedon Concert Barbra Nessenbummer of EOPCc says:" He's a pathogical alright, and he's also all the  bad names we just called him, we are looking up more diagnoses."

"Old Barb is jest mad I guess, she wanted an 
autograph cause she's a fan, and I plumb ran outta ink - and she  took it kina personal like.
She says I made a dating psychos page on her, I didn't do that, Nigerian Scammers did it, and so I made me one of them dating psycho
pages later on her just to learn her a lesson to stop buggin me, and my harmonica play Boogie lips Smith..... She loves Boogie best I think, sends him all kina love letters and wants to talk dirty with him in chat, Boogie is like that, but he wont talk with Barbra. Can't says I blame em...woman's elevator don't go to the top"

At the EOPCc site cyberpathos blog, Earl has been made cyberpathos of the year. Earl's management responded thusly: "We welcome  alll publicity positive and negative.We actually hope he's cyberpath of the century."

Dr. Sandra Browny called all of Earl's staff "malignant narcissists"  Earls bass player wants that tattooed on his buttocks, with malignant on one side, and narcissist on the other. "very often our cyberpaths express a deep need to tattoo themselves.":Earls camp had learned that Brown actually has a tatoo, but they wont say what, and they wont say where. Old Earl may be a bit suspicious is is indicated by his blaming chris for the theft of is argyle socks, and of course there's Earl's famous quote: "somebody somewhere is doin sumfin, and I don't know what the hell it is.." and with all of this espionage and cyber tricks  being played, even there, he may be right.   That's my story and I'm stickin to it. Walter Crankcase, TPI reporter.
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